Pizza Schizo Rant Bumper Sticker

This is a 8" x 3" bumper sticker discussing our wonderful overlords and their unholy appetites in relation to a controversial Washington D.C. Pizza restaurant.

Ok so basically a vast global child trafficking network constantly used pizza in every single one of their communications as a clear code word for something much more sinister but this one time in Washington D.C. when a random pizza shop owner (who was named one of the 50 most powerful people in D.C.) was doing the same thing and using the same language with Obama and the Clintons they were actually just talking about pizza and hot dogs and it was a coincidence and a red herring and then a street camera that since its inception had been pointed at said pizza shop was suddenly pointed in a different direction on the same day that a random guy in a random act of violence fired a single bullet into the pizza shop door which destroyed the hard drive of the pizza shop computer and then he was killed in a traffic stop and then every mention ever of the pizza shop was scrubbed from the internet.


Decorate your Pelican case, worksite shitter, pizza parlors, dive bar walls, street signs, LGS or otherwise with this harmless and fun imagery.

Matte finish. Packaged with love by The Art and War team.

Please allow a week for fulfillment.